Many reports of Sheen partying in Vegas, drinking heavily, and associating with pornstars had been over the Internet from the beginning of January 2011 and CBS had expressed its concern.Early in the morning of January 27, Sheen was rushed to hospital suffering from severe abdominal pains after holding a party at his house in which he allegedly smoked crack cocaine.She had to get one of the chaperones to take her to the office and cut up her hair. I tried to make up for being short by affecting a strut, by adopting the voice of a much bigger man, by spending more money than I made, by tipping double or triple at bars and restaurants, by dating tall, beautiful women. Wayne Dyer If you kiss on the first date and it’s not right, then there will be no second date.Sometimes it’s better to hold out and not kiss for a long time.Scott Adams Save a boyfriend for a rainy day—and another, in case it doesn’t rain. It’s needing people who understand your work schedule.Jennifer Love Hewitt Funny quotes What I remember most about junior homecoming was my date getting sick afterwards. Then, senior year, someone got gum in her hair when we were dancing. I’ve tried to pretend that being a short guy didn’t matter. I read this thing that said when you are in a relationship with a woman, imagine how you would feel if you were her father. Orlando Bloom Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others.Veronica Roth I won’t say if I’m single or dating or married or divorced. I’m older and wiser and I think I’d make a great girlfriend. Stevie Nicks Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs.
Things change when his new next-door neighbor's son, Oliver, needs a babysitter and Vince is willing enough for a fee.
The memorable one-liner segues into elderly Brooklyn man Vincent Mac Kenna (Bill Murray) having sex with pregnant prostitute Daka Parimova (Naomi Watts) before heading to the bank to negotiate the terms of his reverse mortgage. He also smokes, drinks, gambles, can't stay out of debt, and lives alone with his cat Felix.
After driving home inebriated one night and accidentally injuring himself with a hammer before banging his head against the kitchen cabinets, Vincent wakes the following morning in a pool of his own blood.
The eighth season of Two and a Half Men premiered on September 20, 2010 in the United States & Canada; October 18, 2010 in Australia and on February 7, 2011 in the UK.
The season finished on February 14, 2011 with only 16 episodes aired, making season eight the shortest season to date and the last season of the show with its main star Charlie Sheen.